Wednesday, January 31, 2007

If I Were a Hockey Player . . .

I saw this fun survey on another blog and I just can't resist reposting it with my own answers.

If I Were a Hockey Player:
Team: Minnesota Wild (gotta play in the state of hockey)
Uniform Number: 17 (the number of letters in my name)
Position: Right Wing or Center
Nickname: My current beer league teammates would call me “Whiskers”
Dream Linemates: Wayne Gretzky at Center, Mario Lemieux and Bobby Orr
Rounding out the team: Bobby Hull, Phil Esposito and Dino Cicerelli for good times sake
Job: Scoring short handed while trying to kill a penalty because Phil punched out the other team
Signature Move: the wrap around – I am so fast no goalie can keep up
Strengths: Speed, Passing and Puck Handling
Weakness: Checking Ability - being under 6' and all
Injury Problems: my tricky knee – definitely not a groin (Gaborik, you baby!)
Equipment: matching Bauer gear, all the way
Nemesis: Getting checked into the boards by the big boys
Scandal Involvement: Selling my tickets to an escort service, I swear I thought they were for charity
Who I'd face in the Stanley Cup Finals: Dallas Stars – I gotta show everyone I can beat Mike Modano
What I'd do with the Stanley Cup after our victory: Use it to dump beer over the heads of all my friends AND foes
Would the media love me or hate me? They'd love me!

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